Why Do The Mics Always Smell?

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Parody of Highway to Hell by AC/DC

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Living easy, tight three 
Telling jokes a the open mic
Asking nothing, NYC
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, to the mic
My friends are gonna be there too

Why does the mic always smell?
mic always smell?
mic always smell?
Why does the mic always smell?

No stop signs, small penis
Nobody's gonna slow me down
BUCKET MIC, gonna rig it
Nobody's honest in this town
I’m Stevie, paid my dues
Playing to an empty chair
Hey mama, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land, whoo!

Why does the mic always smell?
mic always smell?
mic always smell?
Why does the mic always smell?

Don't shock me

Why does the mic always smell?
mic always smell?
Why does the mic always smell?
Why does the mic?
Yeah,mic always smell?
Why does the mic always smell?
mic always smell? mic always smell?

And I'm going down
All the way
Whoa!
Why does the mic always smell?

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from Joke Jams - Volume I, released September 23, 2016

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Stephen Spinola New York, New York

NY Comedy Legend. @ComedyCentral Content Contributor. HIGHly respected Physicist @ McGill. Former Bassist of Korn. Master of Cum.

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