The Open Mic

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Parody of Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi

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It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday, it seems we're wastin' away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I try all night just to tell one joke

I'm a comic, I don’t steal jokes - I write
I’m a comic at the open mic
A comic at the open mic

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

I'm a comic, I don’t steal jokes - I write
I’m a comic (comic) at the open mic
A comic (comic) at the open mic

Oh, and I write

Oh, and I'm a comic, I don’t steal jokes - I write
I’m a comic (comic) at the open mic

I walk these streets
A fat pimple on my back
I play for creeps and try not to be a hack
I been everywhere, still, I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces
And I've rocked them all

cuz I'm a comic, I don’t steal jokes - I write
I’m a comic at the open mic
I'm a comic, I got the night on my side
I'm a comic, a comic, at the open mic
And I write (and I write) at the open mic
I still drive (I still drive) to the open mic
the open mic, the open mic, the open mic, the open mic

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from Joke Jams - Volume I, released September 23, 2016

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Stephen Spinola New York, New York

NY Comedy Legend. @ComedyCentral Content Contributor. HIGHly respected Physicist @ McGill. Former Bassist of Korn. Master of Cum.

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