High Open Mic'er

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Parody of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

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Writing jokes, on the back of a sheet
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back in NYC
Just a man and his will to do mics

So many times they don’t choose my ass
To make cash and go touring
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must mic just to keep them alive

It's the High Open Micer’s
job to kill at the mic
Rising up to tell zingers when my names called
And the last open micer
Talks the day into night
And he's watching us all with the eye - open micer

Ass to face, out in the heat
Not given fucks, staying hungry
They rig the bucket still we take to the Creek
For the kill with the skill to do mics

It's the high open micer
job to kill at the mic
Rising up to tell zingers when my names called
And the last open micer
Talks the day into night
And he's watching us all with the eye - open micer

Rising up, straight and a WAP
Suck my nuts, Fuck your story
Now I’m pissed, and I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to do mics!

It's the high open micer
job to kill at the mic
Rising up to tell zingers when my names called
And the last open micer
talks the day into night
And he's watching us all with the eye - open micer

The high open micer
The high open micer
The high open micer
The high open micer

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from Joke Jams - Volume I, released September 23, 2016

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Stephen Spinola New York, New York

NY Comedy Legend. @ComedyCentral Content Contributor. HIGHly respected Physicist @ McGill. Former Bassist of Korn. Master of Cum.

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