Out here like Seinfeld I’m like what’s the deal? When all these hacks can make a living
I don't need no money To prove I'm funny I will get you people laughing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't cry, don't waste your time It's only Creek & Cave Basement
Sadly crooked hand I’m a troubled man We’re all open micers, so don’t give no cold shoulders
I tell my jokes in here The happy ones are queer Let's call some names though before we get much older
Creek & Cave Basement It's only Creek & Cave Basement Creek & Cave Basement, oh yeah Creek & Cave Basement They're all wasted